A Crack story.
*A Normal Stormy day at kong*
hmmmm Search Warrent? For what?
Officer: Please it's Standered Precedger.
Listen Mate my Question was Why?
Officer: We Had a Tip off that Some Pretty Weird things have been going on done here and we Wanted to check them out for ourselves.
fine go on and Search the Place.
Officer: *waves a hand for the other Officers who come in with strange looking lazer point guns* Alright lets Search the place.
*They All Head into the Lobby of Kong Studios That Looks Normal with it's big Screen tv, table with the books on it, Jutbox and Couch*
Officer1: Looks Normal so Far...so Eh...what is it that you do here Mister...?
Niccals, Murdoc Niccals.
Officer: Mister Niccals.
Mostly Music.
Officer: Mostly? :nerv:
you seem Scared, Can't a Officer of the law that Inflits the rules handle a place like this?
Officer: *coughs* of Course i can! come on men!
*The Officers Looks around for anything that would be out of sorts in the lobby, One Looks under the Couch pillow*
Officer5: HOLY sh!te! WHATS THAT??!
*The Officer Asks Looking down at a fuzzy looking animal in the Couch with Sharp teeth and a Box for a Body*
so that's where that Pizza went off to.
Officer1: PIZZA??! THAT'S A FUCKING PIZZA??! WHAT KIND OF SICK FREAK ARE YOU??!
*grins Evily*
Officer1: Men this is a code 41125! this Place Must be filled with Test Subjects we could Send back to the Lab! We gotta Search the Building! *points finger at officers 8 through 14 and 4 through 17* GO TOGETHER AND MOVE! MOVE MOVE MOVE!!
*they Runs off in different ways to search the beloved Kong studios while the head Officer Stays and Chews muds out*
Officer4: *goes down the dark hallway to a Door that has a sign on it Marked "Noodle's room"* okay...*deep breath* i can do this. *kicks the door open to find Noodle and Mike sitting on the floor reading manga*
:nood: *looks up* hm?
Officer4: Hello Miss, I'm officer tom Gillend.
:nood: *gabbers in Japanese to him*
Officer4: Uhhhhh...*looks at the others who are searching her room*
Officer6: *lifts up the Hello kitty clock and looks at it* hmmm...*puts it down and opens her under wear draw finding a pink thong* O_o...
:nood: HEY! PUT THAT BACK!!!
Officer6: *flings it back in the draw and closes it*
;; Sorry Ma''am!
Officer7: Calm Down! *looks at the monkey* you got a pet Monkey?
:nood: Hai! Mike-Kun. Chain Smoking Monkey.
Officer7: Chain Smoker? you do realise Monkey's Can't Chain Smoke right?
Mike: *gets out a cig and lights it taking a long Drag*
Officer7:
Officer4: hm whats behind here? *points to the Closet*
:nood: don't look behind there!
Officer4: why?
*opens it to find the giant head* OH MY GOD! *puts hands over mouth* THAT'S SICK!!!
*Disco Music Starts playing and Noodle gets up and dances, The head Shouts it's Dare and knocks three of the Officers Over*
Officer7: OMG! IT'S ALIVE!!!
*Later down the hall many miles Away a few are Checking out the toilet*
Officer19: Murdoc is Dead, Murdoc is a Twat, I know where you live, I hope you die? What kind of Sick Bastard Writes this type of stuff?
Demon: Me.
Officer19: *looks over* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Demon: HEHEHEHEHEAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!
*Russel's Hall way*
Officer3: *looks around, opens the door to russel's room and gets attacked by take out boxes and the smell of death*
Officer3: *looks around* hello? *looks at the lava lamp with a terd floating in it* ew. *looks up and see' the mirror and then to a picture on the wall from the clint eastwood vid* Okaaaayyy...*looks on the other side and finds a closet of some sort* whats behind here? a trap door? hmmm? Wha? HUH?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*the other officers hear the screams and get scared of whats yet to come, they find their way into the kitchen where it looks normal*
Officer5: *looks around, See's the Cupboard with the chains on it and a crowbar lying next to the toaster* hmm...*picks it up and uses it on the chains* Hmmm...So that's where the holy Grail has been for all these years. *goes over to the fridge and opens it* OMG! A Finger? An Eye ball and a human Brain with some guts?? and...and...BARBRA STRISAND??!!!
*he pulls back closing the door and looks out onto the landfill* Ohmygawd! how do these people live like this?? how can they...eh? *notices it's about to rain and Zombies begin to show up outside around the landfill picking around in the trash*
This is Sick! Zombies! and Dead things! Intrails!
Kitchen Ghost: GLASS OF WATER!!! GLASS OF WATER!!!
Officer5: AGH! A GHOST!
Kitchen ghost: Glass of Water! Glass of water!!!
Officer5: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??!
Kitchen ghost: T___T Listen you fucking Asstard, I Want a Fucking Glass of fucking Water!
Officer5: um...well...all I have is this Glass of tea I got from down stairs. *gives it to him*
Kitchen ghost: That'll do! *fades out*
Officer5: *sighs* Glad that's over. *goes to leave*
Kitchen ghost: *fades back in really pissed* WHAT??! NO ICE??! *turns into a Demon from Hell*
Officer5: AHHHH!
*Carpark*
Misc Cop1: hello? Hello? *looks around, see's the Winnebago and goes over to it, tries the handle* Oh it's unlocked. *goes inside and looks around Uh...hello? *see's Cortez*
Cortez: KAWWW! KAWWWW!!! *Eyes glow a Deep blood red color*
Misc Cop1:
*fires gun*
Cortez: *flies out the sunroof*
Misc cop1: *looks around, goes through the hall and see's all the photos* Crits-*Deeeeep*a? *looks at the bathroom* Ew Nasty! *goes passed the bathroom from the hallway and looks in the bedroom*
OMG! this place is...is...*opens the closet and gets eaten by the Shark*
*Down in 2D's room*
Misc Cop 5: *looks around, See's 2D asleep in his bed*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Misc Cop 5: looks like a normal bedroom...*goes over to the wall and leans against it* yup...normal...Normal Kid, Normal Bedroom, Normal everything...*hits a Button on the wall and has the it spin to find a naked man playing the Organ*
Ah sh!te!
*Finallt back into the lobby*
Officer1: AND YOUR A SICK FREAK!!!
*russel and Noodle come up from there rooms and Watches Murdoc getting his Head bitten off*
*nods to Noodle*
:nood: *puts on Sunglasses and gets out a long Stick that looks like a Viberater*
*puts a Pair of Sunglasses on*
:nood: *flashes it infront of the Officers eyes*
Officer: O_O
:nood: you don't remember anything about working for the FBI, you have never heard of the Gorillaz and their big house in the UK, you don't know anything about Super Natrial, you Were Just driving along this road when your Car broke down and Wanted to use the phone. *takes Glasses off*
Officer1: *shacks head*
Hello My Car broke down can I use your Phone?
*kicks him out of the house to the Zombies*
*rips up the Search Warrent*
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Subject: nutmeg's Art (Look In this Thread dammit!) 
Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:27 pm
hOW ADORABLE!!
*claps* That woz amazin', Meggy-Poo! 
Hallo guys! I'm ready to be a background Dancer! see I'm dressed for the part!
and I the Bartender! 
*moves round the other side of the bar*
argh!
argh..... 
Hey Sailor! <3
