The Adventures of Kong Kingdom

Once apon a time in a far away land was a Castle of the great and powerful but UGLY king goblin Murdoc.
*growls*
This king had his followers the minions of his mightyness.
And Others who Followed him in hopes that one day they would be as great as him.
also in the kingdom was a Very Pretty Princess Misstress Noodle.
a Powerful and Wise Wizard Russel, and the Town Idiot who one day hoped in becoming a knight for all to love.
Oh I hope some day I become a knight and save a princess!
the Sweet town idiot thought every morning when he went to the castle and did something pointless in which the king would throw things at him.
though the poor town idiot hated being well...the town idiot he did love that he had friends that helped him out a time or two.
the powerful wizard always said:
Don't let the man get you down, You gotta Prove that you can be more then the town idiot!
and So one day the town idiot...Stuart. Went to the Castle like he did everyday and went before the king.
Oh Great Goblin Murdoc I want to become a knight!
YOU?! A KNIGHT!? YOU MUST BE JOKING!!!!
the king Laughed, leaving Stu upset.

thought all in the land seemed to peaceful nice there lived on the other side of the vally a Dark Castle of Darkyness. Ruled By a Dark Queen Who hated the land. this queen's name was Paula.
the queen was old and ugly and hated everything that had to do with well everything. she had been in a bad mood ever since a couple of towns folk found her and the king in a letreen together doing naughty things.
thats when our sweet town idiot Stu was Still a normal interment Salesmen on the corner of the castle gates. he lost his eyes, his memory and his two front teeth, along with his girl.

The Queen Also hated the princesses Noodle.
Althought the king of Kong Castle Hated everyone he Couldn't keep his eyes off of the princess.
:nood:
*waves*
"BUT I MUST STOP THIS!" the Queen thought, but how? she must get rid of all in that land so she can over run it.
Then a Plan went through her Gressy haired head. and she called on her flying monkeys. Damon and Jamie to Take Care of this deed.

So she Sent them off into the happyland.
:nood: *Taking a Princess bath* hmmm...
she the pretty Princess Sang a great song and all outside the castle hodled up to hear her voice. it was the most wonderful thing they had heard in forever.
just then Stuart had passed by.
hm? Oh. so pretty! ::
:cortez: CAWWWW!!!! *stamps on his head*
OUCH! QUIT IT!
:nood: *breaks out of song, gasps* whos there?
*opens the door, eyes closed and pops head inside* hi Princesses!
:nood: Oh Hello there Stuart.
O.O you know my name?
:nood: well of course I do.
Uh...you have a very lovely voice.
:nood: thank you.
But as they were talking the King Murdoc had passed by and saw this.
WHAT THE BLOODYHELL ARE YOU DOING IN THERE WITH THE PRINCESS???!!!
Though Stuart tried to explane it was too late.
*grabs Him and drags him away*
:nood: that poor lad.
The King was Angry, he didn't want anyone touch,looking,talking to his princess. so he had Stuart to be hanged.
No Please! I didn't do it! I Swear! I was just talking to her! I was just telling her she had a lovely Voice! PLEASE MASTER!
ENOUGH! Your Neck will be broken at sundown.
*gulps*

Poor Stuart.
the Wizard had visited the princess shortly after this had happend to ask what HAD Really happend.
So baby Girl What happend?
:nood: I was taking a bath and singing and Stu Came in and told me I had a lovely voice.
that all? Stupid old king Saying that he raped you.
:nood:

But as the two talked strangely the kingdom grew with darkness, not from night, oh no something Evil.
*comes out of castle* looks like it's time for a hanging!
wait...
:nood: *looks around*
*looks around too* LOOK!!!
Stuart yelled trying to point at the sky.
flying in it was the monkeys Damon and Jamie giggling and making weird noises.
everyone get inside! it's Paula's Monkeys!
the king yelled but it was too late.
Damon: *grabs one of Noodle's Arms*
Jamie: *grabs the other, flies off*
:nood: AAAAAAAAH!!!!
PRINCESS!
PRINCESS!
PRINCESS!
they all called. but the two monkeys were gone.

the hanging to the Stupot was held off, king murdoc didn't feel like hanging no one, he didn't feel like much of anything.
Everything in that land was not peaceful anymore. it was dark and Sad and had no life left in it.
the followers of the king tried to cheer him up but nothing would work.
the Wizard tried to make magic do the trick but nothing worked either.
nd the town idiot he only made it worse.
Take him...take him away...or go away...no more for today.
you really do miss her don't you?
eh? *looks to the idiot* of course i miss her...if i didn't I'd be throwing a party. I...she was a nice princess...
"I"?
Go away! leave me alone for today stupid Dullard.

The Sweet Town idiot headed for Home. thinking.
'things didn't used to be this way, not always? not
always...'
Stuart thought walking down the road to his little
Cottage in the middle of a Swomp.

Back at the Castle the princess Hung in a Cage in
the Thrown room of the queen.
Paula: Now My Pretty what should i do with you?
hmmm...Ah..no...AH...No...wait...YES! HAHA! I've got
it!
the Queen said happily walking over to a Spell book
which was on the table next to little bottles and
stones and crap like that.
"the Spell of Death over the land...yes...this will
work fine..."
:nood: DEATH?! What are you going to do to them?
the princess yelled, but the queen Shushed her.
"all in good time my dear, all in good time."

the queen left the princess in the room with her two
flying monkeys.
Damon: W00t Evil!
Jamie:

Back in the caslte of kong things Crumbled. the castle
was falling apart, the towns people were dying from
the Crops Dying and with the water turning red in the
raver.
the spell of death was coming close to them.
and the mighty power king, got Smelliar and uglyer by
the minute. not from not bathing just from the spell.
*slumped in Chair, sighs* I feel death is
coming soon wise fat wizard.
Muds man don't say that! there must be a spell
to fix this!
it doesn't matter nothing will be the same
without my princess...


The Kingdom was soon to becoming nomore.
But all Hope was not lost from the sweet Stuart. he
believed In things. he thought that the princesses
would beturn. then anouther thought Came to his mind.
"I'll save her!" he thought then he ran to the castle.

MURDOC MURDOC!
Stuart yelled running into the castle where the old
king sat on his thrown.
what do you want now?
I WILL SAVE THE PRINCESS!!!
Stuart Yelled with a grin on his Face, he was Happy.
the old King only laughed.
you? save her? HA! thats the Funnest thing I've
ever heard!
Now hold on Muds...He really does mean it, and
we have no other way. Knights have tried to bring back
our princesses but have only gotten killed.
hmmm....

the King got up from his seat and Walked Around the
town idiot, Circling him, looking him up and down.
Stu Stood very still.
Why would you want to save the princess?
the king asked stepping away from the Town idiot and
looking at him straight in the face.
*gulps* Because...
SPEAK UP!
BECAUSE the Land needs it's life back, the
kingdom needs it's love, it needs the peaceful and
Poreness back.
The king stopped and looked at him, is this what the dullard really thought of the kingdom? of the princess? of the land?
if you fail...
the kind began.
then all hope is lost, and we lose the land to paula.
Stu nodded.
I know, but please believe I will get her back.
Stu told the king, though the king still didn't believe him, he sent him off to save Fair Noodle, and restore the kingdom.

Of course everyone in the kingdom knew that you couldn't go out to save a princesses without the proper fighting gear.
Okay so first we gotta get you into some armer.
the Wizard told stu.
Armer? why?
the dullard asked Scratching his head in confusion.
well you can't go out saving a princess looking like an idiot, you gotta wear armer to protect yourself! Now Hold Still!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

The Face of a Great Knight!
*comes out Wearing the armer, falls over* Ouf!

The Speed of a Great hero!
if there's a Dragon you gotta Stab it with a sword. *stabs a fake dragon* now you try.
*swings sword, falls over* Ow!

The Will to do anything.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'LL DIE???!!! NO! I'm Leaving! find yourself another knight!
*grabs Him*
NOOOOOO!!!! DON'T MAKE ME GO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
And the Waiting.
hey russ?
yeah?
how do you take this armer off? I gotta pee.
uh...you don't...

this is all of what a great hero is made of...that...and...
If You don't Save my princess I'll beat your head in!
yes sir!
...being Thertend.
My king the time has went by trying to train stupot as a knight.
And?
And it's hopeless.
Sh!t!
but...after some more training...
the wizard said opening the doors to the castle, and a great figure stood in the door way.

*steps out, falls over* OUF! >_<
we're doomed.
*Stands back up* I won't let you do-*knight helmet falls down on him* MMF!
like I said..."WE'RE DOOMED!"
So the knight Stupot Road off, but what is a Great knight without a great Horse in which to ride on?
it's a Donkey!
his name is Chester. :big:
russel I'm supposed to be a great knight, riding a donkey would make me look stupid.
well I'm sorry but this is the only means of transpertacion we've got around here, either take him or walk.
So the great knight took...uh...Chester? and road off!
*watching him ride away* he Does realize the dark land is the other way right?
Shhhh don't ruin the young lads dreams. ::

As Stu road away things did not clear up for the kingdom.
the Dark Queen had sent big matel birds to shoots at the Castle, One hit king Murdoc. leaving him in a bad state.
SHIIT!
This didn't make the minions happy in the land.
minion1: Oh king muds!
minion2: come to my Busum!
this isn't so bad!
Shhh Your supposed to be in pain!
T_________T oh the pain!
Thank you, meanwhile on the road to the dark vally our Knight stu...got very bored.
Just the thought of you in love with someone else! breaks my heart to see you hanging from your Shelf!(yeah)
Chester: HEEEEHAAAAAAA!
Well I don't like being on your back either! you smell, you look like the back end of a-
Chester: *kicks him off*
HA! I've got armer on you can't hurt m-
Chester: *kicks him in the face*
OUCH! Stop it! *runs away*
Chester: *chases*

back at paula's Castle she looked over the happyland and at the dullard in her crystle ball.
Paula: Hmmmm....My plane for the death over the land is almost complete, just one more thing must take place for it to be finished!
the queen said laughing evilly.
:nood: you'll never get away with this! you...you Slut!
the princes yelled from the cage.
paula: ENOUGH!
the Queen yelled opening her hand and casting a spell over the princesses in which she cannot talk.
:nood:
the Queen Smiled.
"thats what stupid little girls like you get."
the queen Said walking out of her Chamber.
the two monkeys stayed and watched the young princesses.

Finally the young knight reached his first stopped on the way to the castle.
he had heard from the great wizard Russel that there are three things you must do first before reaching the castle.
No one has ever gotten passed the first one.

The Monstar of the Quicksand.
The Maze of No return.
And The Fires of ...Satan...or something.
what kind of story teller are you? you can't even remember the thride thing!
Don't make me kill you.
OKAY!
So stu's first stop was the Monstar of the quicksand.
Legend has it that the land around the dark vally used to be a peaceful kingdom just like kong kingdom, but one day a young girl fell into a pit of quicksand. and became a Monstar.
Now it was time for our hero Stu to find the Real turth behind this.
*gulps* well we're here...you wanna go first?
Chester: YEEHAAAA!!!! *growls*
Okay okay! *goes down the path* not so bad...
though Stupot thought Everything would be just pitchy, it wasn't. the faint sound of giggling could be heard in the Fog.
Hello?
Stu called, but No answer.
it was heard again.
HELLO?!
but not realizing where he was going stepped into the quicksand.
*Sinks in* crap...
Chester: *laughs*
SHUT UP! *sinks all the way in, bubbles*
After stu finally got out of the quicksand pits, smelling REALLY bad.
*sniff* I think something crap in it.
he made his way to the Maze of no return.
hmmmm lets see what this sign says. "Maze of no return, now having tours. from 3...to 4...PM...and 5...to 10 AM."
Just then when Stu was about to enter the bus for tours pulled up.
Lady: hello sir would you like to take the tour of the maze of No return?
*looks at chester* YEAH!
Chester: HEEEHAAA!!!
So stu road the bus around in the maze and snapped pictures of the inside.
Lady: and to your left so a man who looks like he never made it out.
oh. O.O *snaps a Pic*
Chester: *snaps one too*
Lady: and to your right is a Orger

After the tour Bus drove out of the Maze Stu got off and went to his thride and final place.
Which was turned into a Shopping mall.
Loud Speaker: Now Sirvering Drinks in the main room.
Salesman: who wants a Sovenear? Everyone must have a Sovenear from Paula's Castle! the great dark, Not fully dressed queen of Darkness and Evil! Who has her flying monkeys, Speaking of flying monkeys who wants to buy a plushie? or a key Chain?
for the love of all free tibet...it's turned into a Torest arraction!
Chester: heeehaaa?!
Hmmmm...
And So the Brave Stupot made it through the fire and to the castle.
Sipping on a Slierpie?
*Sip, sip, sip* Now i really gotta make!
Chester: HEEEHAAA!!!
*jumps off of Chester and goes behind a bush*
Gourd: HEY HEY HEY! go inside to do that! Don't pee on miss paula's plants!
Sorry! *zips up Fly, heads inside*

At the top of the Castle tower was the dark Queen paula looking in her Crystle ball.
"So the Dullard has Finally made it her alive." the Queen Said.
:nood: *looks to the queen* "Stuart?"
the Princess thought looking to the crystle ball.
"Oh but he peed in my Plants outside!" T__T
the Queen moaned and headed down stairs.
"this time that everything I've been planing to come together, at last."
the Queen said once again leaving noodle alone.

the sound of a flushing toilet could be heard as stu stepped outside of the bathroom and looked around at the castle.
hmmmm...now where's the princesses?
As Stuart thought this paula hide behind one of the statues. she gave a grin and waved a hand over her face changing her form so she looked like the princess.
"Oh Stuart! I thought you'd never Come!" She Said talking just like Noodle running out from behind the statue and Hugging our hero.
NOODLE!!!!
He yelled hugging her back.
Oh sweety I thought I'd never find you! come on we've gotta get back to the kingdom!
Stuart Said taking Noodle's hand and dragging her behind.
But then she snapped it away.
Noodle? whats wrong with you?
"I Do not want to leave this castle...but I'll tell you what I Do Want!"
She said in a teasing voice.
what?
Stuart Asked looking at her.
"you."
she Said jumping on him.
AGH! NOODLE NO GET OFF!!!! WE'RE NOT LIKE THAT!!!!
But paula's Plain was going all too well to give up now.
>_<;;;; NO! KING MURDOC LIKES YOU!

But as Queen paula was trying to trick knight stupot.
Princess Noodle saw and heard all of this from the crystle ball.
:nood: MFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
Slowly the spell broke uncovering that Queen Paula was trying to trivk knight Stupot!
Both: WE KNOW THAT!
*leaps up* PAULA!
"Dullard"
the queen yelled.
Where's Noodle? Give her back!
"even if i gave her back it's too late! the spell cannot be broken! EVERYTHING IS MINE!!!!!!"
But before the queen Realized knight Stupot Pulled out a Sword.
Not till I Say it is!
he Said pointing it at her.
the Queen only looked at him.
Paula: :and:

But for poor stupot he got Capchored, and put in the cage with Princesses Noodle.
darn.
Paula: HAHA! I WIN YOU LOSE! YOUR A TWAT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
the Queen Laughed leaving.
Stuart sat there next to Noodle and gave a Sigh Looking at her.
I'm so Sorry that I failed you princesses...
:noods:
don't shack your head like that...I did Fail...Now the Kingdom is Paula's, I bet the castle is all in Ruins. I knew I'd be nothing but a Town idiot. *sighs*
As the knight cried and princesses Noodle Patted him on the back the two Flying Monkeys Watched.
Jamie:
Damon:
Jamie: *grabs the keys to the cage*
Damon: What are you doing? :mike:
the flying Monkey Damon asked.
Jamie: I can't take this, it's not right!
he Said unlocking the cage, but Knowing this was wrong on the evil trerms he didn't know that the Queen was standing right behind him.
Paula: What do you think your doing?
Jamie Jumped and looked behind him.
Paula: I think you need a Little time in there yourself.
the Evil queen Said.
"no wait something Better."
She gave a grin and waved her hand turning the monkey Jamie into a Statue outside the Dark Castle Wall.
Damon: JAMIE!
"Now Get back to watching them, or that's what will become of you."
the queen said turning back around, the keys from the Cage magiclay disspeared and reappeared in the queen's hand.

The land was trying into Dust and Wasting awa, just the way the queen liked it.
*sighs*
the knight began to believe he couldn't do it anymore, that he was just as the king told him, a failar. the knight began to think everything was gone, over, no more..nothing more.
:nood: Please dear stupot, believe what brought you here
the princess Sung, she could Sing but not talk.
the sound of her Voice made the damon monkey weak in the knees.
:nood: you didn't fail at anything, you never fail at anything, you found me, you came all this way. you are a hero. you are a knight.
Stupot smiled.
okay, so what brought me here can get us out of here...
:nood: *nods*
Stu looked around to find something to break them free from the cage. then idea came to his mind.
sing again.
the Princess Only looked at him, then she thought she got what he was thinking.
:nood: *singing lightly in japanese*
this sound, the peaceful and pretty voice, the flying monkey couldn't stand it and finally After awhile.
Damon:
nice work love!
:noods:
So the two tried to think of a Way out of the cage.
see that table over there with all the bottles?
:nood: *nods*
We swing the cage back and fourth and grab a Bottle, one of them must have something to get us out of this cage.
Stupot Said, they both swung back and fourth., back and fourth, back and fourth, back and fourth, untill they reached the table. Noodle grabbed a bottle.
it's not labled.
he Said, but without thinking he took it from her and drank it.
*POOF*

:noods:
*grabs another bottle*
:nood: *drinks it*
*POOF*
:nood:

:nood: *shoves a bottle in stu's face*
*drinks it*
*POOF*

*POOF*
:nood:
*POOF*
:catman:
:nood: *pinches his cat ears*
*POOF*
:nood: :demon:
AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
*POOF*
*turns into a Cow*
:nood: *turns into a Bunny rabbit*
*Disco lights*

:nood: :hop:
After about three hours of Changing into things they finally found the right bottle and were out of that Damned Cage, and Noodle got her voice back.
come on! we gotta save the kingdom and Stop Paula!
:nood: Wait! what about him. *points at Sleeping Monkey Damon* and the other monkey! he tried to free us we can't just leave them!
but Princesses...hmmm...
The Stupot thought, they couldn't save the one that tried to save them. but there was still hope for the Sleepy damon.
Stupot grabbed a bottle from the table and Poured it on the Sleeping Monkey.
*POOF*
Damon: *turns into a Stuffed Flying Monkey Plushie*
here take him.
:nood: Awww. *cuddles* :love:
Now Come on!
the Knight Ordered Pulling Princess Noodle Behind.

to be Countinued...